About

We are called Jesse, Joseph and no longer Nick. We are middle-class white boys who come from Queensland, Australia.

I’m not sure what the point of writing an “About Us” page is on a blog as small and unambitious as ours. If you truly are reading this and don’t know who Jesse and Joe are, simply tilt your head up a bit. If a teenager is leaning uncomfortably close over your shoulder, watching your face for any sign of a smile—if he, upon seeing a sign, is asking what part in the text you’re up to, that’s Jesse. If not, be silent for a second. If you hear the screaming sound of a thousand cats killing a thousand pigeons, it’s because Joe is “giggling” somewhere in your house. What’s he laughing at, you ask? His own reflection, probably. Burn! Speaking of reflections—if you can’t see or hear either Joe or Jesse, then look in the mirror yourself. Oh, there you go—you are Joe or Jesse.

As you can see, we don’t have great ambitions for this blog. On the other hand, we craft each article we write with more love than you could possibly want. What’s that you say? You don’t want any more love from us and it’s getting creepy? WELL TOO BAD, YOU GET IT ALL. Oh God, don’t leave! Please. You can’t leave now. I locked it. You’re here forever.